[X]You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'(Yes, it's not my fault such things are mean to me)
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (tis quite possible)
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Yeah...they just don't understand sometimes ^^)
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush. (In style, if I might add, with a three wheeler)
[X] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 4

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Now that you mention it....)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (It might have crossed my mind)
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4


[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (I like that movie (:
[X] You type with three fingers or less. (and I still type faster than most people)
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (sparklers are something to behold)
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 5


[X] You have fallen asleep in class. (once before and almost last week too)
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (It's difficult, but necessary at times)
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Just ask the people I talk to)
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 4


[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Why not?)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I could be doing chores, but...)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Okay, once, but who would remember a thing like that?!)
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Plenty of times, by the way has anyone seen my pencil? You think I'm kidding, don't you?)

TOTAL: 3


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. (It's likely)
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. (or pushed, it's up for debate)
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 7

OVER ALL TOTAL: 27

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Insane.

27*4=108